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Thoughts while watching “Hellboy 2: The Golden Army”

• Something is wrong about young Hellboy.  Can't put my finger on it.
• Did that guy just use a headcrab?
• Add "being eaten alive from the inside out while being eaten alive from the outside in" to the Worst Nightmares list.
• "Welcome to Diagon Alley!  Er, uh, I mean, WELCOME TO THE TROLL MARKET!"
• "We're down to the last one!"  I have so been there.
• Whoa, an extended singing sequence.  Wonder if Del Toro has directed any musicals.  Or aspires to.
• Why are you people pissed at Hellboy?  DID YOU NOT SEE THE GIANT PLANT HE JUST TOOK DOWN?