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America…. refreshing!

Buddy: i bought a navy guy and an air force guy a pitcher at a bar when i was in kansas for the holidays
i mistook one of them for a friend of mine, and said, hey man long time
and then it was awkward, and then they were like we're getting deployed, you should buy us a pitcher, so i did
support our troops woooooo

Me: hahahaha
$8 of freedom!

Buddy: six, actually, but still a solid five pint glasses of AMERICA