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Things said by the stepmother around my girlfriend

[Having a torn cuticle] is worse than having your head cut off.

Tall, skinny women can't be smart - they get by on their looks.

Vic, [a tall, skinny blonde] was asking about you - she's cute!
note: girlfriend was sitting next to me on the couch during the past two exclamations.

My hairdresser was asking about you - here's her picture... and her number!

(the following was said within about 5 minutes of each other, all while Oscar speeches were going on)
Baby... you know what would be good right now?  Those blueberry muffins.
Baby... you know what would be good right now?  Some Crystal Light.
Baby... you know what would be good right now?  Those sugar-free popsicles.

Yup.