An army of NERRRRDS
from my buddy via AIM:
hey vic, did you ever do the Duke TIP program?
where you take the SAT in 7th grade
they want to take a sample of my DNA now
i think they want to build a clone army of people who were good at analogies at age 14
Presented without comment
Password rules
Today at work a website that a buddy frequently uses updated their password criteria and expired his old password. He had been trying to make a new password for about 45 minutes when I looked at the new critera...
- Passwords must be changed every 60 days.
- Passwords must be at least 15 characters long.
- Passwords can only be changed once in a 24-hour period.
- Passwords cannot contain English words of 3 or more letters.
- Passwords cannot have consecutive identical characters.
- New passwords must differ from the previous password by at least 4 characters.
- Spaces are not allowed at the end of a password.
- Passwords must have at least the following:
- Two or more upper case letters
- Two or more lower case letters
- Two or more numeric digits
- Two or more special characters.
This makes passwords almost impossible to memorize - especially the English word of 3 or more characters part. Awesome!
I guess that’ll happen.
Afte the Black Keys concert tonight, I gave my car keys to my friend Melissa and hung out with my friend Sean and his girlfriends and friends. Stupidly I decided to walk home from downtown. I made it about one mile from my house - intersection of Granby and Monticello - and I got a fist to the back of my head while on the phone with my mother. I predictably dropped the phone and went down, but was immediately back up and swinging/maneuvering towards my attacker. I attempted to chase him down for 15-20 seconds, at which point he was joined by a second assailant. I didn't care and kept moving closer to the first guy to BEAT HIS ASS. At this point another car's driver yelled out "CALL 911! CALL 911!" At this point both of the jerkassess beat feet back to their differing cars and sped off. The "call 911" car ended up driving me home for the remaining mile. I lost my $40 watch (that I got for my winging from my sister, but whatever) and recovered my phone from the ground.
Fucking pussies.
What I'm Doing...
- Headed home with a mess of lumber in the car. The entire car. 2 days ago
- Got a fish tank and some chairs too. Not inclusive of the $100. 3 days ago
- $100 hot tub - score! Now to move it the 400 feet to the house... 3 days ago
- More updates...
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Last Listened To
- Queen – You're My Best Friend
- Queen – Bicycle Race
- Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls
- Queen – Killer Queen
- The Raconteurs – Steady As She Goes